Yet for me, there are few pleasures so excellent as sitting in my favority chair on a cold night with a hot cup of tea, listening to the wind outside and reading a good story which I can complete in a single sitting. -From the Introduction to Everything’s Eventual-
I love Stephen King’s short stories. There are few writers out there who have retained the craft of the short story, but King is definitely one of them. I gave the book a rating of 4/5 on the whole and enjoyed most of the stories in this collection. Below are short reviews of each story.
Autopsy Room Four
How would you feel if everyone thought you were dead and you were seconds away from an autopsy? King explores this idea in true King fashion – inserting his ribald humor in a tale which is blackly horrifying. My problem wih this little story was its predictability. And because I am a King fan, I am spoiled by his previous work which is carried off with greater skill and suspense. (rating: 2.5/5)
The Man in the Black Suit
This creepy short story won the 1996 O’Henry Award for best short story – and for good reason. It is classic Stephen King storytelling which gives just enough foreshadowing to make the reader’s palms sweat. When a father warns his nine year old son “But don’t you go too far in the woods…” we know despite the idyllic setting of warm sun-flecked, fir-smelling forest, that there is danger ahead. Excellent stories are speparated from the mdiocre by voice, setting and the author’s ability to plunge the reader into the scene and experience the tale first hand. In The Man in the Black Suit, King steps over that fine line into excellence. (rating: 5/5)
All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
Alfie Zimmerman is a frozen foods salesman, a lonely and despondent man, who looks for life’s meaning in the scrawled graffitti of roadside rest areas. Sad, with more truth than fiction, this short story is about what separates the living from the dead, unaccomplished dreams, and finally the fine balance between hope and despair. Poignant and honest, King’s third story in this collection touched my heart. (rating: 4.5/5)
The Death Of Jack Hamilton
Based on truth and myth surrounding the infamous Dillinger gang of the 1930’s, King creates a compelling fictional short story about the death of the real life Jack Hamilton. Filled with wonderful dialogue and high drama, this tale delights as well as horrifies the reader. (rating: 5/5)
In the Deathroom
King sets the fifth story of his collection in the dank, frightening room of a South American torture chamber. Told in the first person by the man who has been detained for interrogation, the story spins out of control and adds an extra (and satisfying) twist to an “old” story. (rating: 4/5)
The Little Sisters of Eluria
Fans of King’s Dark Tower series will love this short story. It is a prequel of sorts with gunslinger Roland arriving in the ominously silent town of Eluria on his quest for Walter the Magician. In true King fashion, Roland soon encounters the dark forces which have taken over the town. Filled with creepy characters like the “doctor bugs” and the green people (not to mention the little sisters themselves) and crafted for maximal suspense, this tale is entertaining and wonderful. Although I have avoided The Dark Tower series for years now (I didn’t think I’d enjoy the sci-fi genre), I thoroughly enjoyed this short story. In fact, I have decided to read book one of the Dark Tower in 2008. (rating: 5/5)
Eventual as Pug used to say. He was the one guy at the Supr Savr I liked. When he wanted to say something was really good, Pug’d never say it was awesome like most people do; he’d say it was eventual. How funny is that? – From Everything’s Eventual, page 211-213-
Richard Ellery Earnshaw (aka “Dinky”) has a special gift – he can kill people simply by sending them encoded letters. When his unusual talent is recognized by a faceless corporation called TransCorp and Dinky meets the smooth talking Mr. Sharpton, it seems like Dinky’s life has taken a turn for the better. But, sometimes luck is really a shadowy undercurrent of evil. King’s title short story Everything’s Eventual explores human greed and obsession; and the murky world of big business and government intrigue. One of King’s best stories of the collection, this tale will haunt the reader. (rating: 4.5/5)
L.T.’s Theory of Pets
Stephen King writes about this title: I had a marvelous time working on it, and whenever I’m called upon to read a story out loud, this is the one I choose, always assuming I have the required fifty minutes it takes.
L.T.’s Theory of Pets is really a story within a story – and it’s entertaining with a sad twist at the end. But, it is not my favorite tale of the collection. The end is a little too pat, too predictable. I thought King could have done better with the animal characters, although L.T. (the main character) is engaging as the story unfolds. It is one of the shorter tales in the book. A quick read. (rating: 3.5/5)
The Road Virus Heads North
Richard Kinnell, a grade B writer, takes a road trip and on the way home stops at a yard sale. The painting he buys (a water color of a scary kid with fangs for teeth driving a pumped up Grand Am) transforms Kinnell’s relaxing drive into a horror only King could dream up. Capitalizing on the most basic of human fears – a boogey man who will not die – King succeeds in crafting a tale that will scare the reader silly. It is stories like this one that make Stephen King the lord of the horror genre. Readers will never look at yard sales the same again – and perhaps they will be re-checking the paintings that hang on their walls as well! (rating: 4/5)
Lunch at the Gotham Cafe
Have you ever been kept awake by the incessant barking of a neighbor’s dog? If so, you may relate to this gory and horrifying story. When Steven Davis and his wife meet in Gotham Cafe to discuss their divorce settlement, things go tragically awry. King does not hold back on the violence or gore, taking this short tale from melancholy to outrageous in a few short paragraphs. Not for the weak of stomach. (rating: 3.5/5)
That Feeling, You Can Only Say What it Is In French
In this tale of deja vu gone wrong, King says: I think this story is about Hell. A version of it where you are condemned to do the same thing over and over again.
Artfully constructed and believable in a surreal sort of way, this is a brilliant story. I can’t say more without giving away the premise. (rating: 4.5/5)
I love ghost stories, and the 12th selection in King’s collection is one terrifying ghost story with a twist. King’s set up – a hotel with a room whose numbers add up to unlucky number thirteen, and which has not been used in twenty years because of the horrors it contains – is wonderful. The aging hotel manager, Mr. Olin, reminded me of the bartender in King’s bestseller The Shining – he knows the truth, he counsels the main character, but things unravel anyway. This is the classic tale where the audience yells “Don’t go into the house (in this case, the room)” but we all know the guy will go anyway and bad shit is going to happen. Knowing this just adds to the terror. Great story. (rating: 4.5/5)
Riding the Bullet
This wonderful tale was initially marketed as a down-loadable story … and its success as such helped launch the e-book market. King picked a great story to make his mark in publishing history. Riding the Bullet is about mortality, and love. About saying good-bye even when we don’t want to. About the pull of life no matter what.
When a young college guy gets word his mother has had a stroke, he decides to hitchhike from his college back to his home town to see his mother that very night. The characters he encounters drive the adventure. With spot on dialogue and sharp characterizations, King gives the reader quite a ride and keeps her guessing right up until the end.
This was the best of the bunch, in my opinion. (rating: 5/5)
The final story of the collection is one of introspection. What makes a person happy? Do we make our own luck, or is there something more to turning one’s life around? Set in a run down hotel with a maid as the main character, Luckey Quarter is short and sweet. (rating: 3/5)