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…Or what I refer to as “The German Shepherd Creed”
If I like it, it’s mine.
If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine.
If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
If it just looks like mine, it’s mine.
If I saw it first, it’s mine.
If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
If it’s broken, it’s yours.
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What beautiful dogs!
Wendy, they are gorgeous! If only I could get mine to love her toys instead of destroying them. Maybe some day.
Kathy: Thank you
Sue: Thanks! We have a toy destroyer (Argus) and a toy defender (Caribou)…one of each
The “Creed” had me laughing. Of course if it’s broken, it’s yours!
That “creed” had Chris and I in hysterics because it’s exactly what we see with Woody & Lily every single day !!
Sir Bruce the Battle Rat and Sir Other Little Dog send greetings to all. They wish to advise that these are truths they hold to be self evident and are pleased that a human scribe has written them down so that all humans (and cats) know these fundamental truths.
Jenny (scribe to the abovementioned)
Jeane and Laura: It made me laugh a lot too…I think anyone who knows the psyche of a dog or cat would laugh!
Jennifer: ROTFLMAO!
I love this! I’m sending it to several friends.
Tammy: It *is* funny, isn’t it?
Wonderful Wendy and so true. They are so precious. The only toy Robbie liked more then his rope toy was his sqeekie. I have it proped up against his urn.
Aw, Teddy…that makes me think of my first dog’s monkey toy which she loved. I couldn’t bear to part with it when she died. *hugs* Caribou likes the squeak toys the best too.
Question:
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer:
* Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
* Border Collie: Just one. And I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
* Dachshund: I can’t reach the stupid lamp!
* Toy Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
* Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!
* Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants.
* Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
* Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.
* Doberman Pinscher: While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.
* Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
* Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
* Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
* Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there…
* Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?
* Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle…
* Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Linda: LOL – I love that one!